There's requisite scuba and parasailing action, but also a PARTY BOUNCE PLAY full of inflatable slides and bounce houses.
It's technically for children, though they might be open to letting a nice-looking adult couple in. Grant Home, and nothing's quite as sexy as dead presidents named Ulysses.
While there are many excellent, echo-y options out there, most of them are reserved for private parties (read: crazy expensive to book). After you've finished your subterranean wining, there's plenty of excellent food, shopping, and river sports in Napa to fill the rest of your vacation. You're probably thinking this should be a ski resort town, but why limit yourself to the slopes?
At Estes Park, active couples can go whitewater rafting, fishing, horseback riding, hiking, climbing, zip-lining, and ropes-coursing all in one weekend.
You can check out those, plus the Delaware Art Museum and, like, so many parks.
But if your partner has a home shopping addiction, beware: the QVC studios are just over the state line.
But we're willing to bend the rules a little here because it's so ridiculously pretty. Most importantly, there's the 13-24 Drive In, so you can snuggle up under the stars to, uh, Decorah gets name-dropped a lot in reference to The Hotel Winneshiek, a pretty hotel boasting a tap room, "opera house," and at least two fancy stone pillars.
The main attraction in town is the Mystic Seaport, where you can see old restored ships and a tiny recreated 19th-century village.
(You better believe they have a printing press.) There's also an aquarium, planetarium, and dining options outside that one famous pizza place.
Keep in mind that the latter will fulfill those Balto fantasies.
You're going to Sedona to marvel at all the majestic red rocks, but it's your call whether you do this via pink Jeep tour or hot-air balloon.
The very phrase "Victorian mountain village" should sell you on this AR escape, but in case you need more convincing, here it goes: Eureka Springs has outdoorsy activities (canoes, scooter tours, big cat refuges, etc.).